'Anaconda' turns Nicki’s butt into a literal force of nature, causing earthquakes in a jungle setting. After parodying the idea of exoticism by opening on a jungle scene, she shifts into a workout setup with comically small weights. All of these setups make the same point: Nicki’s body is the modern ideal. And because Nicki is spitting rapid-fire jokes the whole time she is onscreen, it’s impossible to feel like she’s been reduced to a mere body.

This is confirmed by what comes next: Nicki squirting whipped cream on her tits, fondling a banana, and then slicing the banana with a maniacal laugh. Cutting up a metaphorical dick onscreen makes it even more clear that the “Anaconda” video is about Nicki asserting her power, not as a sexual object but a sexual subject. Both the suggestive choreography and the song’s lyrics, which recount a series of sexual encounters, double down on the fact that Nicki has all the power here, and that she can show as much of her body as she likes and retain all that power.

stoned-levi:

sirenlovesong:

ariannagrandeofficial:

big-chicken:

cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat

this cat lives in a show horse barn which is why it walks and runs that way

THIS CAT THINKS ITS A HORSE

horse horse horse horse horse horse horse

stoned-levi:

sirenlovesong:

ariannagrandeofficial:

big-chicken:

cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat

this cat lives in a show horse barn which is why it walks and runs that way

THIS CAT THINKS ITS A HORSE

horse horse horse horse horse horse horse

disney-love-affair:

So I made a photo-set of my “Honeymoon Sex Bomb” princesses

tharook:

northcentralpositronics:

tattoo artist who can encode magic into tattoos but doesn’t want people to know she can so she just puts low-level luck spells on her clients’ bodies without telling them

jeweller who makes body jewellery and pendants which have amulet properties…

anothercolor-2ptalia:

thenimbus:

mikalhvi:

infindox:

magickoopa24:

tannersturnpike:

kystokeable:

sizvideos:

Watch it in video

No. 

No this is not funny.

Whether or not it is a joke, I’ve gone onto the channel and there are multiple videos similar to this, which makes me think they’re fake.

Doesn’t matter. 

These videos enforce the idea to parents that yes, the answer to stop your child becoming obsessed with games is to DESTROY them.

No. This is not funny. It is things like this that cause events such as the father who SHOT his daughter’s laptop to bits to occur. These jokes enforce the attitude that people are ‘wrong’ for loving games.

For wanting to play games. 

For some people (including myself), games are a serious escape from horrid realities. The only escape some people can get. The idea that this man (boy?) is wrong for being so upset is disgusting to me?

This is horrific. This is abuse. This is wrong.

Just had this linked to me by an uncle. He knows I enjoy games and that my parents dislike them (though not to this extent). 

This is not cool. This is like a book burning. That’s not funny, seeing a library in flames, right? Oh but it’s okay here because it’s “just video games”. 

The other problem is that said father just wasted hundreds if not thousands of dollars of games, just to prove a point. Shitty parent, shitty parenting, shitty situation.

FINALLY. Someone who agrees with me.

Come on now. Games are the worst of your issues. You want your teen on drugs? In a gang? I’ve had parents say they were ashamed they had a nerd child, even thespian teens, but you should be counting your stars.

It’s like every child and teen existing in today’s society is a criminal to today’s parents.

Not to mention; these games are a big industry. Videogames to this generation are what books were when they were new to humanity - a new and poorly understood method of creativity and employment.

The above posts perfectly explain in words that nagging feeling I had of discontent at the dad’s actions. Thank you.

it doesn’t matter if the video is fake a whole lot of people take it seriously and believe that what the dad did was right. I just saw this yesterday with my mom and she was going on and on defending the dad and it wasn’t until i pointed out how wrong what the dad did was that she was all “calm down its fake” if you go to the youtube video, there is a huge amount of parents trying to justify what the dad did, so whether this video is fake or not, parent’s reactions are real and scary

neongenesisevangaylion:

is that danny devito in a shinji ikari cosplay

neongenesisevangaylion:

is that danny devito in a shinji ikari cosplay

youre-the-dan-to-my-phil:

tytymahtytyler:

i3tyler:

troyleryoutube:

skullheadginny:

Let’s see, let’s see…

ITS FETUS TROYE

the purge

trying this…
EDIT: Hannah Hart as a number 2 pencil. same. yes. probably

it’s phil. typical.

youre-the-dan-to-my-phil:

tytymahtytyler:

i3tyler:

troyleryoutube:

skullheadginny:

Let’s see, let’s see…

ITS FETUS TROYE

the purge

trying this…

EDIT: Hannah Hart as a number 2 pencil. same. yes. probably

it’s phil. typical.

Here’s me relaxing in my disneybound of absolom from Alice in Wonderland :) can’t wait to wear this on the disney cruise >=3

Here’s me relaxing in my disneybound of absolom from Alice in Wonderland :) can’t wait to wear this on the disney cruise >=3

nativepeopleproblems:

za-eph:

dreamergirly:

I weep bcause I think I hardly ever read anything funnier

oh

HELP

nativepeopleproblems:

za-eph:

dreamergirly:

I weep bcause I think I hardly ever read anything funnier

oh

HELP

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DID I SERIOUSLY JUST FIND THIS ON MY DASH.

t3mplvr:

miss-love:

thepsycheofdee:

66-seals-of-fuck-you:

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

scumsucking-roadwh0re:

#DONT FUCKING TOUCH ME IM NOT OVER THIs

friendly reminder that when the actor who played khal drogo met the actress who plays daenerys he shouted “WIFEY!” and tackled her

Also reminder that during one of the sex scenes they were supposed to film, he came on with a sock puppet on his dick and Emilia Clarke was laughing so hard they had to take a ten minute break. 

​My life is
INFINITELY better knowing those tidbits of information

at the Q&A panel I went to with him he said before every sex scene with her he would go “I’M SORRY I’M SORRY I’M SORRY I’M SORRY” before getting into character and going at it

these two are everything

witchofspacetime:

OH MY GOD I FINALLY FOUND IT

THIS IS MY FAVORITE THOR PAGE OF ALL TIME 

blackwing-the-raven:

newtongeiszler:

deerhoof:

pearlfey:

seriously though take this personality quiz and tell me what you get. it’s important. 

i got a freaking cottontail i’m a freaking rabbit

uh, guys..

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GUYS

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I’M A BEAR

HIPPO! (: