wanderlustdream3r:

Attn: We are officially in the month of

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empauror:

tumblr during autumn, more like

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hailthekings:

hailthekings:

my mom asked what the d was and i told her doritos and she just told her boyfriend that she wants the d and i just

update: he told her the truth

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5herlockholme5:

thepainofthefeels:

5herlockholme5:

ha im a piece of trash

As someone who cares deeply about the environment, I am obligated to pick you up.
Is seven okay?

you smooth fucker

aconnormanning:

maneth985:

fallen-angel-with-a-shotgun:

dajo42:

if you dont have me on facebook you are probably not missing out on any posts but the comment section is important too lmao

I went to the Renaissance faire dressed as a warrior.  I had a real sword with me, too.  I was standing (in character) next to a sword-fighting ring, where kids of all ages got the chance to pick up a sword and challenge the champion.  Some woman walks by, with her little girl.  The girl starts walking towards the ring, saying she wants to fight.  But the mom pulled her away hella sharply, and was like, “That’s for boys.”  You don’t want to be a BOY, do you?”    And the girl looked around and saw me.  I think she thought I was a boy; I had my hair in a ponytail, and was wearing a hood.  So she comes up to me and asks me, “Do you think girls can be fighters, too?”  And her mom looks like she’s silently gloating.  Like she thinks I’m going to say no.  So I take off my hood, untie my hair so that it flows freely, and kneel before her.  And I’m like, “Milady, anyone can be a fighter.”  I swear, the look on that mother’s face made my day.



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aconnormanning:

maneth985:

fallen-angel-with-a-shotgun:

dajo42:

if you dont have me on facebook you are probably not missing out on any posts but the comment section is important too lmao

I went to the Renaissance faire dressed as a warrior.  I had a real sword with me, too.  I was standing (in character) next to a sword-fighting ring, where kids of all ages got the chance to pick up a sword and challenge the champion.  Some woman walks by, with her little girl.  The girl starts walking towards the ring, saying she wants to fight.  But the mom pulled her away hella sharply, and was like, “That’s for boys.”  You don’t want to be a BOY, do you?”    And the girl looked around and saw me.  I think she thought I was a boy; I had my hair in a ponytail, and was wearing a hood.  So she comes up to me and asks me, “Do you think girls can be fighters, too?”  And her mom looks like she’s silently gloating.  Like she thinks I’m going to say no.  So I take off my hood, untie my hair so that it flows freely, and kneel before her.  And I’m like, “Milady, anyone can be a fighter.”  I swear, the look on that mother’s face made my day.

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Sam Pepper
Person: Those girls shouldn't have gotten drunk and gone to the home of a man they didn't know personally. I'm not saying I'm cool with sexual assault, but they were kind of asking for it.
Me: Sam Pepper shouldn't have sexually assaulted women on camera, in public, for laughs--and then lie about it and call it a 'social experiment'. I'm not saying all offensive pranks should be punished, but he's kind of asking for it.
Person: Those girls still should have known better.
Me: Okay, so if you were 15 and Jenna Marbles invited you to her house, you would say anything bedsides, "FUCK YES!"?
Person: ....
Me: PS: Even though Sam Pepper looks like a barfed up turd and Jenna Marbles looks like a goddess, their influence over and adoration by their fans gets them past that 'stranger danger' hurdle.
Person: Okay but people lie about rape accusations all the time, and that kind of thing ruins people's lives!
Me: Yeah, and a lot more rapists lie about rape accusations. After they've already ruined someone's life.
Person: Yeah but if those girls' stories are actually true, their stupidity got them in those situations! I find it hard to believe that they are telling the complete truth about their consent. They're just embarrassed after the fact and jumping on the bandwagon!
Me: No, Sam Pepper's sick predatory mind put them in those situations, and I can't believe I have to remind you of this, but those girls are mostly underage. It's kind of common knowledge that 15-year-old girls (and boys) can be pretty stupid, but also that they can't give actual consent, even if a 15-year-old is naked and rubbing up on you, you still can't have sex with them. Period.
Person: But Sam Pepper can sleep with anyone he wants, why would he need to rape anyone?
Me: Because rape isn't about sexual gratification, it's about power and control. Sam doesn't just want sex, he wants to dominate. Thus, he opts for the young & impressionable fans who he already has 'power' over (star power), and then physically overtakes them (or persuades/manipulates them). He then takes advantage of a slew of other societal bullshit that enables him and so many other rapists to get away with it, which includes your constant victim-blaming.
Person: But men are raped too!
Me: Nobody is saying they aren't, and that's not what anyone is implying in this instance. Just you. Because you don't have anything else to say.
Person:
Me:
Person: ....
Me: Tell your friends.
Sam Pepper
Person: Those girls shouldn't have gotten drunk and gone to the home of a man they didn't know personally. I'm not saying I'm cool with sexual assault, but they were kind of asking for it.
Me: Sam Pepper shouldn't have sexually assaulted women on camera, in public, for laughs--and then lie about it and call it a 'social experiment'. I'm not saying all offensive pranks should be punished, but he's kind of asking for it.
Person: Those girls still should have known better.
Me: Okay, so if you were 15 and Jenna Marbles invited you to her house, you would say anything bedsides, "FUCK YES!"?
Person: ....
Me: PS: Even though Sam Pepper looks like a barfed up turd and Jenna Marbles looks like a goddess, their influence over and adoration by their fans gets them past that 'stranger danger' hurdle.
Person: Okay but people lie about rape accusations all the time, and that kind of thing ruins people's lives!
Me: Yeah, and a lot more rapists lie about rape accusations. After they've already ruined someone's life.
Person: Yeah but if those girls' stories are actually true, their stupidity got them in those situations! I find it hard to believe that they are telling the complete truth about their consent. They're just embarrassed after the fact and jumping on the bandwagon!
Me: No, Sam Pepper's sick predatory mind put them in those situations, and I can't believe I have to remind you of this, but those girls are mostly underage. It's kind of common knowledge that 15-year-old girls (and boys) can be pretty stupid, but also that they can't give actual consent, even if a 15-year-old is naked and rubbing up on you, you still can't have sex with them. Period.
Person: But Sam Pepper can sleep with anyone he wants, why would he need to rape anyone?
Me: Because rape isn't about sexual gratification, it's about power and control. Sam doesn't just want sex, he wants to dominate. Thus, he opts for the young & impressionable fans who he already has 'power' over (star power), and then physically overtakes them (or persuades/manipulates them). He then takes advantage of a slew of other societal bullshit that enables him and so many other rapists to get away with it, which includes your constant victim-blaming.
Person: But men are raped too!
Me: Nobody is saying they aren't, and that's not what anyone is implying in this instance. Just you. Because you don't have anything else to say.
Person:
Me:
Person: ....
Me: Tell your friends.

sugartits23:

michisama2030:

masykruger:

michisama2030:

thats one of the reasons why did my classmates think that i was a little bit weird

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actually, after some time they got used to my live-reference-needs

it reminded me about one funny incident lmao

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IT GOT BETTER


This image represents all of Deidara’s potential. He can make out with himself. What else can he do? He could also give himself love bites with these mouths. He could suck his own dick. He could eat his own ass. He could suck his own dick and eat his own ass at the same time. He could make out with 4 people at once (if you count the mouth on his chest). He could suck 4 dicks at once. He could eat 4 asses at once. I believe Deidara has the most potential out of all the Akatsuki and arguably, everyone in the series.

This image represents all of Deidara’s potential. He can make out with himself. What else can he do? He could also give himself love bites with these mouths. He could suck his own dick. He could eat his own ass. He could suck his own dick and eat his own ass at the same time. He could make out with 4 people at once (if you count the mouth on his chest). He could suck 4 dicks at once. He could eat 4 asses at once. I believe Deidara has the most potential out of all the Akatsuki and arguably, everyone in the series.

bebinn:

youngmarxist:

So if we have to show women what the baby looks like in their womb and tell them how the process works before allowing them to get an abortion, does that mean we should teach our soldiers about the culture of the lands we’re invading, and explain to them that the people we want them to kill have families and feel pain, just like Americans?

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coolfatcat:

dingdongyouarewrong:

buzzfeed:

Sometimes tumblr is perfect.

HOW OLD ARE THESE SCREENSHOTS LOOK AT THE REBLOG BUTTON

see in my day

shanasblue:

tokyo-fashion:

Yarn-head creatures in the window of H&M Harajuku!

tylyngonnaeatchu
look! they’re in Japan too!

Omg how weird. They’re cute but weird. I didn’t notice the hands till last week when I walked by them again

shanasblue:

tokyo-fashion:

Yarn-head creatures in the window of H&M Harajuku!

tylyngonnaeatchu

look! they’re in Japan too!

Omg how weird. They’re cute but weird. I didn’t notice the hands till last week when I walked by them again

mintymothchild:

ruki-the-hunter:

darquingdragon:

DOGS AND CATS CANNOT BE VEGETARIANS!! OCCASIONAL pieces of vegetable are ok, but not all the time

BUT NOT FOR CATS. CATS ARE STRICTLY CARNIVORES. THEIR DIGESTIVE SYSTEM CANNOT HANDLE PLANT MATTER.

This is why, if you catch your cat eating grass, it is EATING GRASS BECAUSE IT FEELS ILL AND WANTS TO MAKE ITSELF THROW UP TO POSSIBLY GET THE BAD THINGS OUT OF ITS TUMMY. It is NOT eating grass because “omnivore”!! Cats are CARNIVORES.

mintymothchild:

ruki-the-hunter:

darquingdragon:

DOGS AND CATS CANNOT BE VEGETARIANS!! OCCASIONAL pieces of vegetable are ok, but not all the time

BUT NOT FOR CATS. CATS ARE STRICTLY CARNIVORES. THEIR DIGESTIVE SYSTEM CANNOT HANDLE PLANT MATTER.

This is why, if you catch your cat eating grass, it is EATING GRASS BECAUSE IT FEELS ILL AND WANTS TO MAKE ITSELF THROW UP TO POSSIBLY GET THE BAD THINGS OUT OF ITS TUMMY. It is NOT eating grass because “omnivore”!! Cats are CARNIVORES.