Seriously, like every other fuckin’ word.
true life: people like my hair more than they like me
"No homo" cries the team at the dig site. The head archaeologist sinks to his knees, sobbing. He has dedicated his entire career to the pursuit of homo habilis, an important part of the hominid evolutionary line. All his work led up to this archaeological dig site. But now, his whole life has been for nothing. There is no homo….there is only Australopithecus.
I read this to a group of archaeologists and they completely lost their shit
So today in Design class the teacher asked if I would demonstrate how to cut a piece of wood at a certain angle and a girl in my class said “Zoe’s great at cutting! You should see her wrist” before I could even react the really quiet girl in my class got out of her seat punched the girl in the face without even saying a word.
So I named my brushes
But then I gave them personalities
No guys you don’t even understand.
Henry is jealous. He’s always been madly in love with Antonio and now everyone else is giving him attention and HOLD THE FUCK UP WHAT AM I DOING.
When you know it’s over
Before it began
wE ARE SHIPPING BRUSHES PEOPLE
ON THE PAINT TOOL SAI
one of your heroes, Han Solo, realized he was going to be friendzoned by the girl he likes and ACCEPTED it and chose not to call her a bitch, even promising to not get in their way as a couple.
Sincerely, Be Like HanHan
I think it’s the first time I see gifsets of this scene with comments that focus on how Han Solo respects Leia’s feelings instead of incest jokes. Kudos to you, tumblr user jamesfactscalvin :)
You look cute in flannel. It really brings out the gay in your eyes.
If you are naked, underage, and on my dash — get the fuck out.
PLEASE. If you are naked and underage you are distributing child pornography and, worse, everyone who follows you is in possession of child pornography. That’s illegal. People can get arrested and have. Please, for the sake of overage people who follow you, wait.
does your period ever come late and you start to wonder if you’re pregnant despite the fact the most intimate thing you’ve ever done is shake hands?
DO GIRLS REALLY THINK THIS
that whole mary thing really freaked us out tbh
things to say during sex
- gee whiz
- are you feeling it now mister krabs
- shark bait ooh ha ha
- lets win this for mother russia
- whats your gamertag
- getcha head in the game
- PULL THE LEVER KRONK
still upset that the films never acknowledge that Peeta loses a limb in the first arena and goes through the Quarter Quell with a prosthetic leg
or that Katniss has suffered permanent hearing loss in one of her ears and now requires a hearing aid
or, you know, the Avoxes
because, you know, why show disabled people doing things
But nooooo you can’t have disabled people doing things their too weak.